"" Hi, We're doing a brief survey. May I ask you some questions?"" *"" Yes.""* "" What's your name?"" *""-Adam.""* "" And your wife's?"" *"" Eve.""* "" Wow, and the snake lives with you too?"" *"" Yes, my mother-in-law lives with us too""* ^I ^translated ^it ^from ^Spanish ^and ^that's ^the ^better ^punchline ^I ^could ^think ^about.