My mom told me today that she is surprised I don't have a cat. I told her I was surprised she has a husband.#Animals#Marriage#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!#Animals#Marriage#Religion#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp