smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black.

Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!