[Long] Depressive man meets genie. A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife. The man starts thinking and goes: ""My first wish, is that I own a Ferrari"". *Swhooossh, BANG* There's a Ferrari at just in front of his nose and 2 on the front porch of the ex-wife. ""My second wish is that I'd love to have 1 million euro's on my bankaccount"". The Genie fulfills that wish as well - and as known, the ex-wife has now 2 million euro's extra at her bankaccount. ""My last wish, should be a good one. Let me think for a minute."" *A while goes by and the man decides his last wish* ""As a last wish, I'd love you to beat me half do death"".