A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie. ""I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much"" Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says ""Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage."" The genie says ""Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2"" Next,the man says ""I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my garage"" The genie says, ""You now have 3 cars for your garage, your ex wife has 6"" The man gets a smile on his face as he says his last wish,"" I want to be beaten half to death!""