[Long] Depressive man meets genie. A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife. The man starts thinking and goes: ""My first wish, is that I own a Ferrari"". *Swhooossh, BANG* There's a Ferrari at just in front of his nose and 2 on the front porch of the ex-wif…

A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie. ""I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much"" Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says ""Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage."" The genie says ""Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2"" Next,the man says ""I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my garage"" The genie says, …

A man finds a magic lamp A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie. "I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much" Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says "Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage." The genie says "Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2" Next,the man says "I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my …

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