😄 How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off wi...

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How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store).

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Joke ID: 01KKTNEXPE2175W8NRXDJSPJP7

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