The twenty and the one . . . A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they strike up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. ""I've had a pretty good life,"" the twenty proclaimed. ""Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean."" ""Wow!"" said the one-dollar bill. ""You've really had an exciting life!"" ""So, tell me,"" says the twenty, ""where have you been throughout your lifetime?"" The one dollar bill replies, ""Oh, I've been to a Methodist Church, a Baptist Church, a Lutheran Church."" The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, ""What's a church?""