International Businessmen A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were discussing business during a dinner. Catholic: ""I have a large fortune... I am going to buy CITIBANK!"" Protestant: ""I am very wealthy and will buy GENERAL MOTORS!"" Muslim: ""I am a fabulously rich prince... I intend to purchase SABIC*!"" They then all wait for the Jew to speak... The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: ""I'M NOT SELLING!""