Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.

Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage