If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hey General Motors, what about an electronic drum set on the steering wheel? You're welcome.#General Motors#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage#Animals#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Pretty sure the guy who named them "walkie talkies" got fired before he could name other military equipment.#Work#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp