Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, ""What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"" The two guys reply, ""Well, you know, we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know."" The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The…

Topical Jokes for 6/17 (For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host) In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, ""I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!"" The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, ""Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton!"". Coca Cola is testi…

Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know." The devil decides that these two are…

3 guys from Michigan go to Hell (long) Three guys from Michigan die and go to Hell. Satan, being the kind of guy who takes his job very seriously, always checks on new arrivals personally to make sure that they are uncomfortable and their eternal torment is going smoothly and so on. So he arrives at their cell and listens in for a few minutes. He hears the guys talking. "Man, Hell really isn't as bad as I expected!" "I know, right? Sure it's hot and all, but it's dry heat." "Yeah, no humidity …