3 guys from Michigan go to Hell (long)
Three guys from Michigan die and go to Hell. Satan, being the kind of guy who takes his job very seriously, always checks on new arrivals personally to make sure that they are uncomfortable and their eternal torment is going smoothly and so on.
So he arrives at their cell and listens in for a few minutes. He hears the guys talking. "Man, Hell really isn't as bad as I expected!" "I know, right? Sure it's hot and all, but it's dry heat." "Yeah, no humidity …