Sir Theyre Jokes

A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer and drank it Suddenly he heard a voice... "Nice tie." *Nobody was there except him and the bartender.* "Really cool shirt, too." *He thought he must be losing his mind.* "I like your hair that way." He said to the bartender, "I keep hearing this voice." "Those are the peanuts, sir. They're complimentary."

3 guys from Michigan go to Hell (long) Three guys from Michigan die and go to Hell. Satan, being the kind of guy who takes his job very seriously, always checks on new arrivals personally to make sure that they are uncomfortable and their eternal torment is going smoothly and so on. So he arrives at their cell and listens in for a few minutes. He hears the guys talking. "Man, Hell really isn't as bad as I expected!" "I know, right? Sure it's hot and all, but it's dry heat." "Yeah, no humidity …