Real frogs call him Kermit The Fraud.

[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name

Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…