[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name

What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.