What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.#Kermit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name#Alexander#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.#Kermit#Henry#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp