[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] "He was literally kermit the frog"#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name#Alexander#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.#Kermit#Henry#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers...#Kermit#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp