smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

"Hello, 911" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad "Is it Goofy or Pluto?" I don't see how- "Goofy or Pluto?" Pluto "Call a vet" *hangs up*

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black.