Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.

Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy.""

What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse John: What do u call a dog that walks with two legs? Jane: Snoopy! Easy.. John: What do u call a duck that walks with 2 legs? Jane: Donald duck! Lol! John: All ducks walk with 2 legs.. lol!

Mickey mouse is getting a divorce Mickey mouse goes to a lawyer and says he wants a divorce. Lawyer says ""unfortunately you can't divorce your wife cause she is crazy"" Mickey says ""I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f**king Goofy""