A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too) *It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:* A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool. The lifeguard asks to the class: ""Does any one of you already know how to swim?"" Then the little Dimitri, all excited, answered: ""Yes! I do!"" The thing is, the little Dimitri has no arms. So the lifeguard doesn't really trust him but the little Dimitri insists: ""Yeah yeah I can assure you!"" The lifeguard finally tells him to give it a try. Unexpectedly, the little Dimitri swims very well. To the point that the lifeguard asks him: ""Where did you learn to swim like that?!"" Little Dimitri: ""Oh I have experience. Each week-end my father brings me to the coast, throw me into the water and I have to get back to the shore really quick."" Lifeguard: ""Well... It's a little bit harsh for a method, don't you think?"" Little Dimitri: ""Oh no it's not that big of a deal. The most difficult part is to get out of the plastic bag"". --- *Because some of you were asking for it. The french version:* C'est une classe de CE2 qui va a la piscine. Le maitre nageur leurs demande alors : Est-ce que l'un d'entre vous sait deja nager ? La le petit Dimitri saute de joie et s'exclame : Moi j'sais nager ! Sauf que le petit Dimitri... Il n'a pas de bras. Le maitre nageur est dubitatif mais le petit Dimitri insiste : Ah si si je vous assure je nage hyper-bien ! Le maitre nageur lui dit alors de lui montrer mais que s'il y a le moindre probleme, il n'est pas loin. Le petit Dimitri saute alors dans la piscine et nage incroyablement bien. Tout le monde est estomaque. Le maitre nageur lui demande alors : Ou as-tu appris a nager comme ca ? Le petit Dimitri : Oh ben c'est facile. Tous les week-end mon pere m'amene en bord de mer, me lance dans l'eau et je dois revenir le plus vite possible sur la cote. Le maitre nageur : C'est bien mais... C'est un peu dur comme methode, tu trouves pas ? Le petit Dimitri : Oh ca c'est rien ! Le plus difficile c'est de sortir du sac plastique ! EDIT 1: word EDIT 2: french version