Bob the Sailor, and Ollie the Octopus Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn. Bartender says ""There's no way that octopus can talk."" ""Sure he can. Ollie, tell the nice folks you can talk."" says Bob. ""He's right,"" says Ollie the Octopus, ""I can talk. I can also play any musical instrument."" ""True story!"" Says Bob the sailor "".…

Ollie and the pope Everyday ollie would brag about how he knew everyone in the world to his boss. Until one day his boss got fed up and said ""all right ollie you don't know tom cruise we're going to fly to holly wood knock on his door and see if he knows you!"". So they flew out to Hollywood found tom cruises house and knocked on his door. When Cruise answered the door he gave ollie a hug and exclaimed ""Hey ollie it's been a while since I've seen you"". Ollie's boss was dumb founded ""holy cra…

Swedish ""raggar"" joke. A man, lets call him Sven, the king of kings, drives his American car in the summer on the Swedish country side. Alone, far from home looking for adventure. Clapping in tact with the music on his wheel. He spots a nun in traditional garment with a very heavy bag in one hand. The nun sticks out her hand out and lifts up her thumb. Sven slows down his car and stops a bit in front of the nun. He leans over, wheels down his window and turns his head the other way like he doe…

Ole decides to take Sven hunting for the first time... They get up very early in the morning to head out, as hunters do. Sven said, ""Ole, you wait by dis der tree here, while I go down to da valley and flush out da deer. If you see a deer, you shoot it and I'll come. If you hear a gunshot over my way, you come over and help me drag 'er out."" Ole waited by the tree, and soon felt a rumbling in his stomach. Nature called, and he found a hollowed out log to sit on and do his business. Ole, being …