Ole decides to take Sven hunting for the first time... They get up very early in the morning to head out, as hunters do. Sven said, ""Ole, you wait by dis der tree here, while I go down to da valley and flush out da deer. If you see a deer, you shoot it and I'll come. If you hear a gunshot over my way, you come over and help me drag 'er out."" Ole waited by the tree, and soon felt a rumbling in his stomach. Nature called, and he found a hollowed out log to sit on and do his business. Ole, being the lazy son-of-a-gun he was, fell asleep on the log. Sven was off in the valley and saw a deer. BANG. Put it down with one shot. Sven gutted the deer, and waited for Ole to come. No Ole. Pretty soon, Sven gets tired of waiting and goes to drag the deer by himself back to the truck. He passes Ole still sound asleep on the log. ""Dat lazy, doggone, sorry excuse fer a hunter,"" Sven said, ""I'll show him."" Sven walks back to where he shot the deer, takes all the insides of the deer, and puts them under the log where Ole was sleeping. Then Sven hauled the deer by himself back out to the truck and waits. And waits. Pretty soon the sun is going down, and Sven is ready to head back to find Ole when he sees him coming out of the woods. Ole is stumbling slowly towards Sven, using a long walking stick to hold himself up. Sven says, ""What happened, Ole? Why are you walking so slow der?"" Ole replies, ""Sven! You wouldn't believe it. I sat down on a log ta do my business, and I fell asleep. When I woke up, I POOPED MY GUTS OUT! ...But by the grace of God and with the help of this stick, I got almost all of 'em back in!""