Svens Jokes

Sven and Ole joke (do your best Swedish accent when reading their lines) Sven and Ole both lost their jobs when the clothing manufacturer they worked at closed. At the unemployment office, Sven was asked what position he held at the factory, he replied ""Ya, well I sew women's underpants."" He was told to go to the next line to claim his unemployment check. Ole was asked the same question, to which he replied ""Diesel fitter."" He too was told to go to the next line to get his unemployment check…

Boat for sale Ole walks by Sven's house and sees a sign that says ""Boat for sale"". He walks up the driveway and only sees a tractor and a lawn mower. He goes up to the door and says, ""Ole, I see dat sign dat says 'boat for sale,' but alls I see is a tractor and a lawn mower."" Sven says, ""Yup, and dey're boat for sale.""

A man backpacking in Europe... Comes across a small village with no modern technology. It's starting to get dark so he asks a villager if he can stay the night. The villager agrees. As the night goes on, the man gets bored and asks the villager if there is any way he can have a good time. *Wink wink* The villager says "well there is Sven". The man thinks to himself "I'm not gay, but what the hell" and asks how much for Sven. To which the villager replies 400 euros. The man says "wow that's a…

Sven the Farmer A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ajax Company. In court, the Ajax Company's hot shot attorney questioned him thus "Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" Sven responded: "Vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere. I'd yust loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da..." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accid…