A man backpacking in Europe...
Comes across a small village with no modern technology. It's starting to get dark so he asks a villager if he can stay the night. The villager agrees.
As the night goes on, the man gets bored and asks the villager if there is any way he can have a good time. *Wink wink*
The villager says "well there is Sven". The man thinks to himself "I'm not gay, but what the hell" and asks how much for Sven. To which the villager replies 400 euros.
The man says "wow that's a…