Brilliant puns 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion. 3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!

A little story of a boy and his dog Timmy's best friend was his dog. His dog was his only friend when his dad got a new job and they had to relocate. His dog was there to scare away the bullies when he was an awkward kid in school. Timmy's dog was even there as a shoulder to cry on when Timmy had his first broken heart. They grew from boy and pup to dog and man. They were as close as any man and beast have ever been. One day, as Timmy was out on a walk down the road with his faithful companion, …

A man named Joe went to see a back alley doctor. This unlicensed doctor was supposedly able to work miracles. The doctor was busy, though, so he sat down in a chair and decided to watch him, and see these miracles for himself. The doctor opened up his current patient and pulled out a loaf of bread, still in its wrapper. Joe was astonished as he watched the doctor stitch his current patient back up. ""Where the hell did that loaf of bread come from?"" He shouted. The doctor, annoyed, said ""He ha…

A lawyer, priest and doctor... (pretty long joke) A doctor, priest and lawyer have a wealthy friend on his deathbed. The wealthy man tells them "I know they say you can't take it with you but I'm willing to try. I'm going to give you duffel bags with 5 million in cash each and at my funeral I want each of you to put it in my grave". Sure enough the wealthy man passes and the 3 friends meet up at the wake. The doctor, looking sullen, says "listen guys, I feel so guilty. I borrowed a lot of money…