Manitoba Jokes

Two Swedes live across the street from one another in a small town in Manitoba... Their names are Ollie and Sven. One morning, Sven is eating his Shreddies for breakfast and looks out the front window into Ollie's yard. Ollie has a sign out front that says ""Boat for sale."" Sven goes over to Ollie's house and says, ""Eh, Ollie, what's this sign here? You don't even own a boat! All you have is this 'ere tractor an' that pickup truck over 'der."" ""Aw yah,"" says Ollie, ""and they're boat fer sal…

I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut.

Hunting Season A [Sardar](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardarji_joke) went hunting one day in Ontario, Canada and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars. The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, …