So my First ever joke on reddit, it starts with an immigrant to the United states. An Italian immigrant to the US, just arrived to Ellis Island. Lucky for him is Uncle is a citizen and could sponsor his entry. His Uncle also owned a fruit cart business in New York City. The young Italian knew no english when he arrived, so his Uncle taught him three phrases to aid him in selling fruit. The went like so: 1) Two for a nickle 2) Some are some ain't 3) If you don't, someone else will Things were going good for the young Italian, most of his encounters with potential customers goes like so: Customer: How much are they? Immigrant: Two for a nickle. Customer: Are they any good? Immigrant: Some are some ain't. Customer: I don't think I am going to buy any! Immigrant: If you don't someone else will Things go good for our Italian immigrant friend. He makes some money and his Uncle gets paid as well, so everyone is happy, well off, and everyone is well. Another day dawns, the Italian Immigrant is pushing his cart, and a NYPD officer approaches. Officer: What are you doing? Immigrant: Two for a nickle Officer: What are you some kind of wise guy? Immigrant: Some are some ain't. Officer: How about I hit you over the head with my billy club!? Immigrant: If you don't someone else will.