Two men go hunting In an unfortunate accident one of them accidentally shoots his buddy who falls down immediately and stops moving. In panic he immediately calls 911 and explains the situation: ""Hello miss, I accidentally shot my buddy while hunting! He looks dead, can you send help please!"" The lady answers: ""okay calm down and follow my steps, can you make sure to know if he really is dead?"" The hunter says: ""sure, just a second"" *BANG* ""Okay, what's the next step?""