An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet... It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code. Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, ""You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."" Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, formal pants, and a tasteful bowtie; However, once again, the bouncer says, ""You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."" Barack Obama and his entourage walk to the door. He is wearing a full three piece Armani suit, hand pressed, with not a stain or imperfection anywhere. Yet, somehow, the bouncer still says, ""You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."" At last, Tiger Woods walks to the door. He's wearing flip-flops, athletic shorts, and a t-shirt that hasn't been washed in a week. The bouncer lets him in immediately. The crowd surrounding the door reacts in uproar. ""Why did you let him in?"", says an onlooker. The bouncer replies, ""This is a Black Thai event.""