Go Honda This guy went to the doctor and said to him ""Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA"". ""That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could do it for me?"" says the doctor. The guy says, ""Sure."" And sure enough, the doctor hears ""HONDA"". After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guy's farts say ""HONDA."" It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition. Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guy's mouth and examined it. The dentist says, ""A-haa! I have solved the problem!"" The patient says, ""What is it? What is it? Please tell me doc"" The dentist replies, ""Well, sir, you have an abscessed tooth."" The guy says, ""Yeah? So? What does that have to do with my farts?"" ""Cant you see?"" the dentist replies. ""Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA.""