Headed to the Gyno... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quic…

A boy is getting ready for a school dance It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his ""to-do"" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to meet the limo driver. Unfortunate…

Story I heard when I was younger Green Golf Ball Joke - There was a little boy playing out in the back yard. His parents came out to him and asked for him to come in so they could talk about something every important. They are sitting at the kitchen table when the parents began to explain to him that sometimes two people who loved each other very much at one time can fall out of that love and they must get a divorce. They asked him if he understood and he said he did. He went to bed and the n…

The Surgeon and the Plumber A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office. When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: ""Do you usually need a change of overalls?!"" The plumber just smiled. When he was done, the plumber gave him the bill and told him he had to get some more equipment from his truck. He explaine…