Sir When Jokes

The Surgeon and the Plumber A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office. When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: ""Do you usually need a change of overalls?!"" The plumber just smiled. When he was done, the plumber gave him the bill and told him he had to get some more equipment from his truck. He explaine…

A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras. He said, ""Ah'l go down raht now."" So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop. The saleslady said, ""May I help you sir?"" When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras. She asked, ""Would you like two Playtex?"" He answered, ""Ah'd luv…