This guy went to the doctor and said, ""Doc, I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like ...pbffbbpppfffHONDA"". ""That's a new one. Can I hear you fart?"" says the doctor. The guy says ""Sure....pbffbbpppfffHONDA"". The doctor can't figure it out. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists who run all sorts of tests and they still can't figure out why this guy farts ""pbffbbpppfffHONDA"". One, day, at the golf course, he's explaining the problem to a dentist h…