Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars

interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd

A Black Man on the Indian Reservation A black man is driving along the dusty road of an indian reservation. He's completely lost, so he stops at a general store for directions. Sitting in a chair on the porch is an old Native man. The black man asks ""hey, I'm trying to get back onto the interstate. Which way do I go?"" note: *Some native americans point with their lips* The wise old sage looks at the man, and points his lips down the road. ""You go down this road here, then turn left at the bar…

Three explorers are in Egypt (long) and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: ""Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death."" He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end of the hallway, another door. Behind that door is a room full of treasure, so he takes as much as he can carry and leaves. He enters the hallway and walks about …