Indian Reservation Jokes

The Indian with a great memory When I was a kid, everyone all over the country would come to visit the Indian reservation to meet one person. He was the only man in the world to have a perfect memory, but people were only allowed to ask one question. My family decided to go visit him for ourselves, and when we got there I had the perfect question. ""Excuse me sir, what did you have for breakfast when you were 15 years old?"" He replied, ""Eggs."" and that was that. I was disappointed by his answ…

A Black Man on the Indian Reservation A black man is driving along the dusty road of an indian reservation. He's completely lost, so he stops at a general store for directions. Sitting in a chair on the porch is an old Native man. The black man asks ""hey, I'm trying to get back onto the interstate. Which way do I go?"" note: *Some native americans point with their lips* The wise old sage looks at the man, and points his lips down the road. ""You go down this road here, then turn left at the bar…

Um Gwalla gwalla The state senator was seeking votes for his election campaign for Congress and decided to visit the local Indian reservation. He stood in the large community hall and told the Indians what he would do for them if he was elected. ""I think the time as come when you people deserve to really control your own destiny,"" he said. From the crowded auditorium cam a responding chorus, ""Um gwalla gwalla!"" The senator smiled. ""Furthermore,"" he continued, ""I think the time has come fo…

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak...""woman late thirties three kids one barking dog in late model Four door station wagon traveling at 65 m.p.h."" ""That's amazing"" exclaimed the father. ""You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground""? ""No"…

Indian chief So there's this Indian reservation, and the food stamps are 3 days late. People are starting to get uppity about it. So the local chief has to leave and go talk to the government people about it. He doesn't know English very well, so he is scared. But he makes sure not to let other see fear on his face. He goes down to the office, gets in line, and an old woman yells to him from the side of the room "hey! What's your name?" He answers "Red Eagle Circle Water." The woman replies…

The Native American Weatherman A director is shooting a movie in a desert near an Indian reservation. One day, a native american comes up to him and says "Rain today." The director doesn't pay much attention, but towards the middle of the day, it rains. The director is now impressed, and instantly hires the native american to predict weather for him. The cycle continues until the director is about to shoot the most important scene of the film. He asks the native: "What's the weather like toda…

Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers

Damn girl are you an Indian reservation? Cause I want to lay some pipe in you.