Moral of the Story. A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories. In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, ""My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eg…

Johnny and his interesting stories... Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. ""MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."" Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. ""I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's ca…

My daughter just walked into the living room and said ""Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house."" ... Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brothe…

A guy and a blind german? He takes a long swig and when he approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. A pig walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for a file. He began to tell his dad that he had told his wife what happened. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do until he saw a war-zone scene in the bar.