An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance... And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off. See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Abor…

A horse learns the guitar So there once was a horse that wanted to learn how to play the guitar. So he goes around looking for someone to teach him, and soon he finds someone to teach him. After a white, the horse get REALLY good at playing the guitar so he tells his friend Duck about how he learned the guitar. So the Duck says to him, "Wow that's pretty damn amazing considering you don't have fingers. I was thinking of learning to play the drums, you've inspired me to learn!" So the Duck went…

WIFE: Where's the dog? *flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

A guy is grocery shopping when he sees a beautiful blonde, who smiles and waves at him. She stops to talk to him, and he can't remember who she is. Instead of faking it, he fesses up and says, ""Hi - you look really familiar, but I don't remember how I know you."" She responds, ""My name is Taylor, and I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy's mind reels with shock, and he thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. He asks, ""Were you the dancer at my batchelo…