😄 It's a well-known historical fact that Hitler lost WWII because he was ignorant of the severity of R...

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It's a well-known historical fact that Hitler lost WWII because he was ignorant of the severity of Russian winters... On one of the first days of the German offensive into Russia, a strange form of precipitation began to fall. Fascinated, Hitler asked his high command, ""What are these white rocks falling from the sky?"" To which a general replied, ""It's hail, Hitler.""

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