If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about.

We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.

If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia.

After the elections the new President goes to visit Russia... ... in order to foster good will. As a traditional show of respect the Russians perform a 21-gun salute. A few blocks away a little old babushka walking down the street is startled by the great noise and asks a young man passing by ""What is happening? Is this the start of World War III?"" The young man laughs and answer ""No, nothing like that. The American President has come to Russia."" Satisfied with the answer the old woman conti…