A Frog Went to a Bank A frog wanted a bigger lily pad so he went to the bank to get a loan. He brought with him little statues of famous frogs throughout history (Kermit, Hypnotoad, etc.) that he had made. He stepped to the first open teller, whose name was Patty Black. ""I want a bigger lily pad and I need a loan to make that happen,"" said the frog. ""Do you have any collateral?"" ""I have these statues that I made by hand."" ""Hmm, I don't know,"" said Patty. ""I'm going to have to check with…

A frog goes to the bank to get a loan He then sits with the loan officer named Patty Wack. The frog then explains that he needs to get a loan to start his own business. Patty looks the frog over and says, ""We don't give loans to just anyone that walks in here, tell me about yourself. Also, you need collateral to get a loan this large, what do you have to offer?"" The frog thinks for a moment and says, ""Well my father is Mick Jagger. And as for collateral I have this!"" He then puts a small gol…

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller... He sees the tellers name tag reads Patty Black and says ""I'd like to take out a loan, Ms. Black"" ""Certainly,"" says the teller, ""how much would that be for?"" ""One million dollars."" replies the frog. ""Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."" The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. ""As a matter of fact, I do!"" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands o…

So a frog walks into a bank . . . The frog walks up to Ms. Whack, the loan officer and sits down. ""What can I do for you?"" She asks. ""I would like a loan, please."" The loan officer tells him the terms then explain that typically the bank requires some sort of collateral to make a loan. The frog reaches into his satchel and pulls out a ceramic . . . thing, and drops it on her desk. She looks at it, then back at him, with a puzzled look on her face. ""Will you excuse me for a moment, Mr. Frog?…