Obama is a lot like college Everyone wants four more years, but nobody wants to pay for it.#Obama#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".#Clown College#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night#Ryan Lochte#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp