[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night#Ryan Lochte#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it.#Ryan Lochte0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker? RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn't know him. He goes to another Olympics. #LochteGate#Ryan Lochte#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.#Ryan Lochte0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!" She says, "Honey, you can't have it both ways."#Ryan Lochte#Kids#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say "I don't know, make something up"#Ryan Lochte#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up#Ryan Lochte#Ryan Locht#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They're both full of shit.#Ryan Lochte#Rio#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp