When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.

Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.