My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband.

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. Her friend is overjoyed and says: ""How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."" ""Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"" ""He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."" ""Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."" ""He died of a broken neck."" ""A broken neck?"" ""He wouldn't eat the mushroo…

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, ""At last, they're finally together."" Her sister sitting in the front row said, ""Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"" The priest replied, ""I mean her legs."" -

If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?