A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!) A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah and asks what's on the menu. ""We can cook anything you want,"" replies the host, ""elephant, wildebeest, hippo -- if it lives here, we can grill it up for you."" The lion thinks for minute, then asks, ""Do you have giraffe? I've really been hankering for some giraffe."" ""Sorry man,"" replies the host, ""that's a tall order."" any suggestions / help with delivery welcome!