The Lion with Christian feelings Once upon a time... there was a missionary walking along the savannah when he suddenly encountered himself with a very hungry lion. Scared to death, the missionary went down on knees and prayed ""Oh dear Lord, please come down and give christian feelings to this poor criature"". After one second, the miracle occurred: the lion knelt down and prayed ""Oh dear lord, bless this food you have provided me"".

A lion walks into a savannah restaurant (made this one up while brushing my teeth this morning!) A lion walks into a restaurant on the savannah and asks what's on the menu. ""We can cook anything you want,"" replies the host, ""elephant, wildebeest, hippo -- if it lives here, we can grill it up for you."" The lion thinks for minute, then asks, ""Do you have giraffe? I've really been hankering for some giraffe."" ""Sorry man,"" replies the host, ""that's a tall order."" any suggestions / help wit…

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco