A Raven and a Buzzard... A raven and a buzzard are both sitting on a fence by the side of the road. The raven says to the buzzard ""why did the chicken cross the road?"" The buzzard replies ""I dunno, I suppose we were just lucky.""

A farmer named Paddy had a . . . A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident that you were fine?' asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did…

A Newfoundlander is painting the dividing line on a road The first day, he paints 7km of lines along the road The second day he paints 4km of lines along the road And the third day he paints only 1km of lines along the road So the manager of the site calls the Newfoundlander into his office and sites him down. ""What's going on?"" He asks. ""The first day, you did great! The second day you did good, but today you just did terrible."" He states. ""What's going on?"" ""Well, each day, I have to wa…

A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving.""