A man walks into a bar for a drink... ...up on the top floor of a fancy building. He sits down at the bar and orders a high end beer. As he's drinking, he notices a bum sitting in a dark corner at the end of the bar starring at him. He gives the bum a dirty look and shakes his head before returning to his drink. Suddenly the bum yells to the bartender ""Bartender! Give me a Super-Double-Decker-Extreme!"" Alright says the bartender as he pulls out a foot tall shot glass and fills it full of different liquors from all over the world. He shakes it up, pulls out an unmarked vial and adds just one drop and POOF! The bubbly concoction is done. The bum takes the drink, downs it in one gulp, jumps up on the bar and screams ""WHOO I FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY!"" he runs to the window, jumps out, flys around the building three times, lands in the window, and returns to his seat looking utterly satisfied. The man can't believe his eyes! He turns to the bartender and says ""Please bartender, please, you must make me that drink!"" ""No"" replies the bartender, ""you don't want that buddy."" ""Please!"" the man begs ""I'll pay any price just make me that Super-Duper drink please!"" ""ok..."" says the bartender as he pulls out a foot tall shot glass. He mixes it full of liquors from all over the world, shakes it up, pulls out an unmarked vial, adds one drop and POOF! The bubbly concoction is complete. He sets it in front of the man who immediately takes the glass, downs it in one gulp, jumps up and yells ""I CAN FLY!"" He runs to the window, jumps out, falls twenty stories to the ground and SPLAT! Dead. The bartender shakes his head, looks at the bum and says, ""You know, your a real ass-hole when your drunk Superman.""