A man and his pet owl go out to the bar together It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shots, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: ""Last call."" So, the man says, ""One more for me... and one more for my Owl."" The bartender sets them up and they down them. Suddenly, the Owl falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, p…